Hello to you, my lovely journalist, blogger or well-mannered PR enthusiast.
If you are interested in what I do, well, you must be nuts. If you insist and you think we can do fantastic things together, please feel free to drop me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org
I will be pleased to hear from you and am available for press interviews, blogger interviews and any other type of interviews apart from job interviews (you know, ha ha).
I might consider advertising your products or services solely, only and exclusively if I really feel they could be truly madly deeply beneficial for my wonderful readers.
In order to meet such criteria, they must be genuinely useful, honest and authentic. I detest planned obsolescence gadgets made to be broken, and won’t care about any sordid service born to overcharge people desperate to get a job. So, before submitting me anything, just keep in mind that if I had wanted to get rich, I would have been a recruiter. Or a dentist.